I’m a fattie.
I am so whipped it’s not even funny.
I love hot Asian men like Nickhun. And the rest of 2pm.
I AM GAY. :DDD
Yuna’s manlier than I am. Sighhh.
Yep.
And I snore like a pig when I sleep. All of Weinstein can hear me. Sighhhhhhhh.
And I’m such a creeper. I pedo on little girls when they sleep with my pedobear claws.
Then I get high every night. EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.
And then I watch MLP happily. Because I have no life. And because I have no friends. That’s why I watch “FRIENDSHIP IS MAGICAL”
EFHJPASIODJFASPDF I’M SUCH A LOSERFACE. OMG. SOMEONE PUSH ME OVER THE FERRY’S EDGE INTO THE WATER BECAUSE I CAN’T SWIM LIKE A LOSER.
I’m so slow. And Staten Island smells because of me. I haven’t washed my face in days. And I hate showering so I shower every month. I’m so clean. :D Except not really. I’m so dirty. blerghhh.
Yuna is friends with me because she feels bad for me. Because I’m a friendless loserface.
